Does it get any better than being young, single, rent free and high paid? Alan Dennis is living the life most dream of. He has looks, money, a nice car and a helluva golf game. His poker skill are questionable, but his life of luxury isn’t. Alan can afford the finer things in life. His well timed strategy of dumping girls before their birthday or holidays has saved him a fortune. Living in his dad’s basement without paying a penny on bills or food is genius. He has a knack for getting fired from work for sexual harassment, yet always lands on his feet with a higher paying gig. It’s this lifestyle that got him noticed by the staff at People Magazine.

As the followers of AGP are aware, People Magazine will being doing several commemorative covers of our club members. The man taking the honor this time is Alan Dennis.