
When AGP asked for a pic of Dan, he sent this. Guess he isn't quite sober yet.
Dan Martin FINALLY found his way out of the gutter to win his first points game of the year.
The one time great player had fallen on hard times when he got addicted to pain killers and Chantix. He is slowly climbing out of his addiction hell and putting himself back together.
Mike Daggum Krisle was the first out of the night as he kept catching good cards, but had no luck.
Ricky Hodge is still reeling from such a dominant performance in 2010. he finished 6th.
JD Deckard had the complete opposite night from the week before. He never won a hand post-flop and limped home with a 5th place finish. He does maintain his quarter point lead because of the quick out that followed from Troy Steffy. Troy sat tight as JD crumbled, only to lose with top pair to Dan on the following hand.
Quad Steak Bryanrito had pushed the action most of the evening which only got him a 3rd place finish.
Heads up action had AGP’s two resident welfare recipients battling out for more than government cheese. The shady, hard to trust, sly Fairly Odd Alan and recovering drug addict Dan Martin had never played heads up before. Alan had a big chip lead until Dan doubled up with a paired ace on the river against Alan’s pocket jacks. Alan never recovered and Dan managed to win his 1st game of the season!
” I guess the Chantix had me misreading my cards. Turns out I play better when I don’t know what I’m doing. No more thinking things through for me.” quoted Dan.
I was just happy to be there. Wait, what happened? I played poker Tuesday night? And won? Huh.
Daggum government freeloaders!