Bovada is offering its customers a chance to bet on some off-the-wall propositions at Super Bowl XLVI. This can be an excellent way to enjoy the game when you have no rooting interest.

Here’s a look at some of the highlights:

• How long will it take Kelly Clarkson to sing the National Anthem?
• What will Kelly Clarkson wear to sing the National Anthem?
• Will Kelly Clarkson forget or omit at least 1 word of the official US National Anthem?
• Will Kelly Clarkson’s bare belly be showing when she sings the National Anthem?
• What color will Madonna’s hair be when she begins the Super Bowl Halftime show?
• Will Madonna wear a hat at any point during the Super Bowl Halftime show?
• How many times will Giselle Bundchen be shown on TV during the game?
• How many times will Jim Irsay be mentioned on TV during the game?
• How many times will David Tyree’s 2008 Super Bowl catch be shown on TV during the game?
• How many times will Andrew Luck be mentioned on TV during the game?
• If Tom Brady’s son is shown on TV during the game will he be wearing a Tom Brady Jersey?
• Who will Barack Obama pick to win the game?
• What Color will the Gatorade (or liquid) be that is dumped on the Head Coach of the Winning Super Bowl Team?
• Who will the Super Bowl MVP of the Game thank first?

Super Bowl XLVI will air on NBC at 6:30 p.m. EST on Feb. 5 in Indianapolis, Indiana.

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Average Guy Poker’s very own Ron Baldwin (World According to Ron and Listography) was recently interviewed by the Chattanooga Times Free Press about his annual Super Bowl gathering known as, “Rons Rumble.” He told with great detail the history of this event along with it’s tremendous future.

First, Rons Rumble according to Urban Dictionary:

Rons Rumble: A well known Super Bowl party had each year in the northwest GA./southeast TN. area. Known and separated from other regular Super Bowl gatherings. Considered immature by some because of activities such as trophies, awards, etc. Even though the primary attenders are middle aged individuals. “I wonder what kind of silliness will occur at this years Rons Rumble?”

Ron Baldwin, 43, of Trenton, Ga., doesn’t celebrate Christmas or New Year’s. Instead, Baldwin saves up all of his festive energy for Super Bowl Sunday.

“Football season is what keeps me going,” Baldwin says.

Every year since 1986 when “Da Bears” of Chicago beat the New England Patriots to take home the NFL’s Lombardi Trophy, Baldwin and his old high-school buddy, Chris Greene, have been the hosts for a roving Super Bowl Sunday house party known as Rons Rumble.

Hesitation in this training video could leave you without a hand, arm or life! The Chinese military’s version of boot camp seems a bit crazy if playing hot potato with a hand grenade is part of the curriculum.

http://youtu.be/57FG5vBLKvc

Week three is in the books and it has been a good start to the season for the greatest home game on the planet. The game featured 7 players as Dan and Ricky were absent and no scabs were present. Troy “KOP” Steffy eliminated 6 of 7 en route to an impressive win last week. Would it be the same this week? This is how it all went down Tuesday night.

1/24/12 Hand of the Night

The first to taste the rail this night was Buzz Finger. After suffering a penalty in week 1, Buzz was at -4 points for the year. He had a dismal performance in week 2, finishing in 8th place and this week was worse. Buzz went first out and lost nearly every hand he played. He happened to play almost every hand that was dealt up to that point. He played rather recklessly and took a string of defeats that would make the 2011 Indianapolis Colts cringe. His demise came when his K-10 was out done by Alan’s K-Q. Buzz not only was first out, but he set a new record for quickest railed at 22 minutes! The previous record was Bryan in 2011 at 45 minutes. Yikes! Buzz did get a point for his efforts but remains in the negative for the season. It should be noted that Buzz is behind Dan and he hasn’t even played a game this season! Double yikes!

The Super Bowl. The most epic day in America. The hardest ticket to get into your hot little hands. The perfect opportunity for capitalism and price-gouging to thrive. Want to go? Better have deep pockets.

Face value tickets for the Big Game will set you back $700-$1,200. And fans turning to third-party brokers better brace themselves. The average ticket on the secondary market is going for $3,984.73, according to the New York Post.
But what about options for the so-called 1 percent? How can they turn going to the Super Bowl into a wallet-busting blowout? What’s the most ridiculous way to get into the game?

Today in inspired feats of profound boredom: eBay user The_Heppcat claims he typed the entirety of Moby Dick on four rolls of single-ply toilet paper to win a bet.

After ten years of sitting in a box in The_Heppcat’s possession, the rolls are now up for auction. Bidding starts at $399.95. As of press time there were no bids.

To prove the authenticity of his Dick rolls, The_Heppcat’s eBay listing includes several videos of the rolls slowly unraveling, set to a hypnotic audio recording of the classic Herman Melville novel.

Source: Digg & eBay via Vol1Brooklyn.com

Finally a reason for guys to aim somewhere other than the sides or floor! More impressive would be a woman that was good at the games! Remember to wash your hands after handling the game controller.