Every year, untold number of children across the country hit the streets to beg total strangers for candy. For the most part, this will be a wonderful time. But then, there will always be those houses that a kid will walk away from with a tinge of disappointment in their young soul. Why? Because those houses give out crappy candy.

Here’s the thing, though. You can totally use your kid’s misfortune to your advantage. See, the candy your kids are coming home with goes a long way toward telling you what kind of neighbors you’re surrounded by. Keep a close eye on your kid’s candy bag, and you’ll know more about the rest of the neighborhood than they know about themselves.

Here’s what the candy your neighbors hand out on Halloween says about them…

Earlier today, Rob Gronkowski’s younger brother, Glenn, tweeted a picture of his Halloween costume. Oh, those crazy younger brothers. He’s a college student, at Kansas State, so this costume actually fits his budget perfectly. No Shirt, and a jersey from his brother. The whole thing is priceless. We expect an apology will be forthcoming.

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Dealer accidentally mucks players hand when she actually went all in.

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Caught on an iphone during a cab ride in Brooklyn: A cop was giving these two guys a ticket because their van was parked by an expired parking meter and…

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October 25, 2011 recap:

Buzz Finger rolled through the final regular season game of 2011 in quick fashion. Buzz eliminated all players en route to his eighth win of the year.

“Scab” Jerry Agren was the first of five players railed when his flopped two pair lost to Buzz’s rivered straight.

Next to feel the wrath of Finger’s lucky streak was “Fairly Odd” Alan Dennis. His two paired proved to be too weak for Buzz’s rivered flush.

The “King of Poker” bowed out third when his flopped two pair lost to Buzz’s flopped straight.

Continuing with the theme of the night, JD “Chip Nazi” Deckard flopped a set of Queens. However, no hand was too strong for the mighty (lucky) Buzz. JD hit the bricks when Buzz hit his runner, runner flush.

The last player to be bounced by Buzz was Mark “Red” Herring. Mark had less than four blinds at this point and lost with a weaker two pair than Buzz.

Buzz may have used up his luck bucket on this night, one week before the most anticipated game of the year. He was never in any real danger of losing his lead and wiped out  his opponents in possible record time. The entire game lasted barely under two hours.

Laura Chavez will "go directly to jail."

A New Mexico woman repeatedly stabbed her boyfriend after accusing him of cheating during a Monopoly game early yesterday, according to police.

Laura Chavez, 60, and her boyfriend were playing the popular board game at her Santa Fe apartment when the dispute occurred. Chavez, pictured in the mug shot above, allegedly admitted stabbing her beau, Clyde “Butch” Smith, with a kitchen knife.

On October 31, the world’s 7 billionth person will be born. Each of us is part of that population. With the world growing by more than 200,000 people a day, it’s hard to know where you fit in. Until now. Enter your birthday to find your number at the link below: http://populationaction.org/Articles/Whats_Your_Number/Summary.php

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We at AGP don't spread political agendas, but funny is funny!

October 25th 2011 -
Rep. Ritch Workman is a regulation-chopping Republican lawmaker who says yes to liberty, personal freedom and “dwarf-tossing,” but no to gay marriage, medical marijuana and other libertarian causes.

The Florida state representative is battling Big Brother in some, but not all of its forms. In his quest to eliminate what he describes as unnecessary Sunshine State laws, Workman has exposed himself to controversy this month by pushing to legalize “dwarf-tossing.”