Category Archives: Illegal Contact to the Head

Illegal Contact to the Head: UFC fight, Pregnant Women at the bar, drunken idiots, gay cowboys, and a parking lot brawl.

UFC: Lesnar vs Overeem - a reason to go to the bar and watch all of the stupid people.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. OK, actually it was neither. To be specific, it was December 30th, 2011, or more accurately, this past Friday for any of you reading this upon publication, and in true Average Guy Poker Club fashion, it was a night nothing short of, well, just sit back and read;

Sometime around midweek, JD Deckard sends me a text about going out to Cocunut Bay in beautiful Murfreesboro, TN to watch UFC: Lesnar vs Overeem. Any of you that are familiar with AGP lore already know that JD has a full fledged man crush on Brock Lesnar, so the idea of possibly seeing his hero fall, again, and watching the ensuing near catastrophic breakdown in a public setting is already far too intriguing to miss, so I agree, and within minutes, aroundtheoctagon.com and MMA Monster Factory honcho, as well as my own personal fantasy football punching bag, Allen Sircy calls and says that he is going to be in Murfreesboro that night and wanted to know if I wanted to go watch the fight at Hooters with his dad and one of his friends, so I call JD and talk him in to redirecting the AGP swarm of myself, JD, Dan, Dan’s friend Mike, and my friend Mike (who will be referred to as Hutch from this point in to avoid confusion) to Hooters. A guy’s dream; beer, violence, food, and attractive, yet probably coked up waitresses on their off time in between stints at the local gentleman’s club.

Illegal Contact to the Head: GSP and Spider Silva UFC’s worst enemy?

the UFC version of Mayweather vs Pacquiao?

Last week, Jon Jones destroyed former Light Heavyweight Champion Lyoto Machida. That really shouldn’t have shocked anyone, In fact, it should have been expected. Jon Jones has torn through the MMA landscape like the plague. In his sixteen professional fights, he has only gone to the judges’ decision five times, and his one blemish was a disqualification for an illegal elbow to everyone’s favorite handicapped fighter, Matt Hamill. His success has stabilized the UFC Light Heavyweight division, which had only one successful title defense in three years until Jones defeated Rampage Jackson earlier this year.

Jon Jones – incredibly creative striker with a championship collegiate wrestling background and a down-to-Earth, humble personailty. So what’s not to like? That is a really simple answer.

Illegal Contact to the Head: How Luck-y is it to follow the Man-ning?

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As of now, having not played a single game in the 2011-12 NFL season, Peyton Manning ranks third in all time NFL passing yards, 3rd in all time NFL passing touchdowns (21 behind Dan Marino for second), and until this season he seemed to be on pace to breaking Favre’s consecutive games played record. There can be no arguing it, Manning belongs on the Mt. Rushmore of the quarterback position, and could make an argument for 2011-12 NFL MVP without even seeing the field all season long.

But something strange is happening.

Illegal Contact to the Head: Penn State Scandal leaves convenient path for Syracuse.

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Thanks, Jerry Sandusky. Thanks a lot.

The forty charges of Sexual Abuse against children that were levied against the former Penn State Defensive Coordinator were as sickening as they were unthinkable, only a mere two weeks ago. It seems that Sandusky may have opened up a Pandora’s box of charges spanning across College sports as long time Syracuse Assistant Basketball coach Bernie Fine was placed on Administrative Leave amidst an reopened investigation of 2003 claims made by 39-year-old former Syracuse ball-boy, Bobby Davis, and his step-brother Mike Lang, 49, that Fine molested them over a ten year period that began in Middle School. Fine was not charged in the 2003 investigation.

Illegal Contact to the Head: Tennessee Volunteers get black and gold eye?

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Let’s play a game! Let’s rewind back to January 12th, 2010. Does that date ring a bell? It probably doesn’t unless your blood runs a particular shade of Volunteer Orange. That was the infamous day when first year Tennessee Volunteer head coach Lane Kiffin bolted to the west coast in favor of the USC Trojans and left a once proud football program in complete and total disarray.

One that day, I wrote this;