Flashes are awesome, accidental or on purpose. It’s a little eye candy treat. No harm. No foul. Through the years I have seen many flashers and it’s always a surprise. If you are a flasher it’s important you always follow the three rules. I’ll divulge those soon.
I was 12 years old in 1977. Billy, Mike, Robert and I would sit in the back of the school bus with a hand written sign that read, “HELP! WE HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED!” trying to get attention from other motorists. It never worked. One day a 1970ish “Scooby Doo” van was following us. The guy driving had a full Jesus beard. His wife, the passenger, was a skinny young lady wearing a yellow tube top. The old fashioned awesome tube top. I don’t think it’s legal to sell anymore. She was tugging on a snagged thread. The more she pulled, the longer it got. So she jerked it hard as to break the thread and the whole top just came down, exposing her little perky, well you know. Three of us boys went from “pre-teen” to “teen” that afternoon. Billy? Well, he couldn’t stop talking about the dude’s groovy beard.
A few months ago I was having a terrible day. I must have had a scowl on my face. Sitting at a red light in my work truck, I look down and notice a 40ish year old lady who was pulling up her skirt, just a little, then a little more. So I tilted my head and looked at her. She pulled up her skirt and showed me her pretty panties for about 3 seconds. She had a big smile on her face. She pointed at her big smile and I think she said, “Smile. be happy.” Saying it out loud as I’m writing this, she could have said, “Fifty bucks, half hour.” Regardless, she didn’t break any “flashing” rules.
So what are the three flashing rules?
